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Adventures in Virginity: Building a Penis Pump for the Third Grade Science Fair

I had been in the garage for hours constructing a penis pump out of PVC pipe, duct tape, and miscellaneous medical supplies I had amassed from trips to the minor emergency. I was supposed to be brainstorming projects to build for the third grade science fair, but nothing had excited me quite like the prospect…




Adventures in Virginity: The Measuring Stick of Manhood

The question remained: how would we detain the throngs of naked women on our island? Dave and I contemplated solutions as we waited for chemistry class to begin the first day of our sophomore year. Cages, chains, chemical persuasion—each created its own problems. It never occurred to us that a well-endowed offshore bank account and…