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Writing Haole while homeless in Hawaii

To profess your love for me, to speculate about my many shortcomings, to prove how smart you are by pointing out one of my many dyslexic blunders, to put me in touch with your lawyers, to recruit me for an adventure, to save my soul, to hire me for a memorable but underpaid writing assignment, to set up an interview, to tell me about a party you’re throwing, to reminisce about how we once kissed in middle school, to sell me on a story idea, to solicit me for various sexual escapades, to pitch yourself as the literary agent of my dreams, or simply just to say hello, email me at:

shawn.alff [at]