Category: Review

My First Robot Blowjob: A Review of the Autoblow2

The Autoblow2 couldn’t have arrived at a better time. I had just received a “Dear John” text that opened with the line, “I’m in much need of some alone time…” Indeed, and I was in much need of some machine assisted masturbation time. I may or may not have been in the middle of a…




The Ida Couples’ Massager is Ideal for Idle Hands

Lelo’s couples’ massager, the Ida, is intimidating. It took my girlfriend and I a month to test it. None of our impromptu sex fiestas seemed momentous enough to incorporate such a futuristic machine. The sleek, silicone-coated Ida comes in two parts: the remote and the stimulator. The remote is a puck-shaped disk that takes two…