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Adventures in Virginity: In Praise of Promiscuity

My health counselor, Mr. Marvin, eyed me suspiciously, as if calculating the risk that I was wearing a suicide-bomber’s blouse under my jacket. Earlier that semester a group of impressionable, young virgins had crashed planes into The World Trade Center, believing their naiveté would be rewarded with seventy-two virgin brides in the afterlife. Given the charged…

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Adventures in Virginity: Old Men Without Women

This was not a student-teacher affair. First of all, I was a former student. And second of all, our friendship was not sexual. Walter and I simply enjoyed each other’s company. Sure on some level I wanted him to like me, to see something special in me, but mainly I just wanted Walter to think…

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This Side of Porn-adise: Behind the Scenes on ‘Dirty Daniels’

“I really want to do a scene where I’m getting fucked while eating a burrito,” Dani Daniels says as she settles into the makeup chair. “A burrito loaded with extra carbs. That’s my fantasy porn scene.” Skin Diamond and Riley Reid flesh out the logistics of such a scene, in particular, what kind of toppings they’d add:…

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The Kayden Kross Word Puzzle

There’s only so many ways you can field questions about your vagina before irritation sets in. By the time we met at the close of the AEE convention in Las Vegas, Kayden Kross and I had both been doing interviews about porn for days. This is not to say that her vagina was beyond my…

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Adventures in Virginity: Grand Marshal of the Penis Parade

When you step outside, naked, the silence hits you first. Such a grand gesture seems to demand the pomp of a marching band, or at least a bit of applause. Instead you are confronted by the stillness of life continuing on, unimpressed. That silence no longer surprised me. What shook me that night was the…


Adventures in Virginity: Latex, Lust and Catheters

At eighteen I was still squeamish when it came to a stranger tinkering with my penis, even if she was a trained professional. In the previous months I had made great strides in this department. Still, a certain amount of unease seized me each time I prepared to give a new audience a public showing….

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Danger-Ass Desires

We begin with Abella Danger’s ass. The camera starts with a tight shot of her backside as Abella struts onto set for her scene in Airerose’s My Wife’s 1st Cuckold #2. Abella and her fiancé are consulting a wedding photographer played by Sean Michaels. Package deals are discussed. Clothes are shed. Abella fucks Sean while her on-screen fiancé…

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Grey Anatomy: Bondage on the Brain

“Penny, can you hogtie yourself or do you need help hun?” Jacky St. James asks. Penny Pax is practiced at self-restraint. She wordlessly slips into the network of ropes like she’s lacing lingerie. The front door of the shoot house opens, echoing through the mansion. “Help!” Penny shouts. “They have me tied-up and naked in here!”…

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Adventures in Virginity: Getting the Lucky End of the Mop

I yanked off my underwear like a Band-Aid and covered myself with an undersized gym towel. Laughter cackled out of the shower-room mixed with clouds of steam and the roar of water. This would be a rowdy crowd, not to mention the biggest audience my penis had ever faced. Two days before, my merrymaker had…


Adventures in Virginity: Seducing the Family Couch

It takes a special kind of Lothario to seduce the family couch, and I was just such a libertine. It didn’t bother me that the couch was possibly the most malformed creation in the history of modern living, looking like it had been cobbled together from skinned and cannibalized furniture. My father likely salvaged it…